SO. Us Larkinators have been inspired (by our own previous postings and large amounts of boredom) to write again. We're back. We're bigger (in a good way), better, and ready to.....rumble! Ok. Enough introduction. Stephanie's turn.
For the record, the only one getting bigger is fatso over here. not my skinny self. just to clarify. And my name is Steph-ahn-ee. Ellen just told me I made her feel insecure. I told her to shut it. (after i typed that...):) I introduced the Larkins to my childhood passion of RUNESCAPE! Coolest online game ever!!! And tomorrow morning we're making MUFFINS! (enter faith: "do you know... the muffin man???") UUMMM what else can I possibly tell you?? I could quote a bunch of random philosophers (overrated), share a pretty picture I probably snagged off of google images and call it mine (cheap), or honestly tell you how my day has gone. you'll here about it as soon as larkinator #1 is done.
*switching from table to bouncy ball*
Alrighty. Tonight has been a bust. After watching America's Got Talent, (which, by the way, I ended up 4 for 4 in predictions) we did....nothing. Then an asian lady called us. That was quite the event....to be narrated here:
The Case of the Awkward Phone Lady
Once upon a time, we were in the laundry room. Stephanie's phone rang, and *gasp!* it was an unknown caller. *Um, Sketchy? I think so.* Confused, she asked "WHO ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" Then, she promptly hung up when they (yes, they.) started speaking ASIAN! The call was terminated.
In a rush of brilliance and sheer intelligence we started to investigate this gutsy asian via the magical box we are now typing on (aka a computer for all you doorknobs who don't know what device you're on.) We traced their number to the side of a road entitled Mississippi North Blvd. in MN. SUPER SKETCH. then the sketchy asian called me AGAIN (this is christine in case you're dumb and didn't switch over). the nerve of some people. I began by saying hheelloooo?? which was returned with a "ladjskfljd" (asian jibberish). I then repeated "ladjskfljd" (or as close as my asian imitation could come). they then said "huh?" and I blabbered on in jibberish asian for a couple minutes before they hung up on me. Isn't it great to be me?
The End. (by the way, why do you need someone to tell you it's the end? Can't you figure that out for yourself? Are you all dumb?! Obviously.)
Back to my day (still Steph-ahn-ee). I had to walk my dog. at 8:00. and she DIDN'T POOP! The nerve of some dogs. Then I watched Dr. Quinn till my brain turned to mush and decided to come to ellen's house tonight. Then I went to volleyball. the guy thinks he's a flippin drill sergeant. funny joke. You can only stand so much "pass and hoooollldd. watch my demo! you need to take 'following instructions 101'..." Too many quacks in this world I tell ya! k Ellen's bored so I'll let her finish off this boring blog. and it's not my fault it's boring. I'M BORING. LIFE IS BORING. plus you're the dumb one who decided to read this hodgepodge. kbai.
Well...that's pretty much it. Thanks for tuning in.
Disclaimer: This merry band of Larkinators does not actually promote racism. In fact, we discourage it. The end. So if you're Asian *ahem* Kristy (Yeah. You. You know who you are.), that's fantastic. Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed. And that unknown lady who lives on the Mississippi River, now you understand. This is our reality. Thanks for callin' in.
