Ode to Michelle (a poem)

O Michelle is a cutie, you cannot deny.
She's so skinny it makes me wonder why I ate that pie!

I love her soo much it makes me want to sing,
to sing with her most anything!

She believes my brother is a fool,
but most definentally cannot beat him in pool.

She gives great hugs and talks alot-
she could talk her way to Camelot!

Michelle is on facebook 24/7
typing dramatically instead of getting a job at a 7/11.

She edits things, no doubt she's editing this poem now!
But that's alright, because I know even bad grammar from me can't make her frown!

(Which TOTALLY rhymed!)

Yes, Michelle is pretty much a great girl,
She will give (almost) anything a whirl.

She happens to be lactose-intolerant
which makes our smooties void of yogurt-ant!

I've known Michelle to have similar sized ears,
unlike sister Christine who's ears are dysfunctional-oh dear!

Michelle's room was always a jungle at home.
Now at home-school college her dorm must look like...um, Rome??

She goes to "home-school" college, yes, it's true.
I wonder if any guys has asked her, "may I have a date with you?"

Well now that i'm all out of rhymes,
I guess now's the time to wrap it up this time.

Michelle, I love you,
this is true, but rest assured, I will not ask for a date with you.

However, you should come to our house very very soon,
in order to make smoothies and...not watch New Moon!


So there's my Ode to Michelle. I hope you enjoyed it.

Until the next time I am bored and with time,
ellen

Frusteration+Boredom=More short blog posts

Dear our-faithful-followers,
At the moment I (Ellen) am very frustrated because Laura and Colette and Dana and Kami's blog was an epic disappointment. They only had one sentence. Well, more later, because I'm a terrible multi-tasker and apparently can't listen to The Riddle from the Scarlet Pimpernel and type at the same time.
Until I can find time to write in this,
ellen

The Diary of the Larkinators...a Reading Nerd, a Procrastinator and a "Ninja"

Hey y'all! This is our blog. The blog of the LARKINATORS!! (epic music and the crowd goes wild!!) Well we're writing from a place....that we'd tell you about....but then we'd have to kill you.

...BAHAHAHAHAHA Claire just tried to fly across the room via the magical ninja kick and totally epic fail wiped out on the wood floor. Amazing. She's still alive. so it's all good... by the way in case you haven't noticed every other person is me. Christine. the other lame paragraphs are ellen's. nuff said.

Well now that it's my turn to write (the ORIGINAL Larkinator), I'd like to put some things in order:
(1) My paragraphs are obviously the best part of this blog...and this blog is obviously the highlight of all your pathetic little lives. Yep. So true!
(2) Christine sucks at typing well. She never uses the right gramatic rules...like Capitalization!
(3) Christine's REAL name is Stephanie. (Oops. I've said too much...now I have to kill you!!)
(4) This next paragraph is Claire's. (You remeber her?? The epic-ly failing ninja-wanna-be...but also the cutest little sister/ham-drama queen ever!)

Whoever you are, i guess ellen and christine did most of the typing. But I'm not talking to you anymore. I'm getting bored so we're leaving. Adios.

ps The real purpose of this blog (besides to chronicle our epic adventures...duh) is (a) to waste time instead of Ellen reading her "The Odyssey" assignment and (b) to allow you to creep on our Epic (Christine-always the pessimest :)-said "pathetic.") lives and (c) to be able to stalk Laura and Colette and Kami's wonderful "Diary of a College Kid with No Life" kinda blog. So yeah. Now you know. Peace...and may the Force be with you.